Wolfish Ramblings

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via shark-of-the-eld)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via swinners-stilinski)

audreyii-fic:

Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?

Remember that?

I DO.

(via kaleran)

ephemeralforever:

actualhumanallisonargent:

panerasexual:

heres a link with things girls can buy to protect themselves

also! there is an escape button on every page so if you’re looking at the site and you live in a dangerous environment and need to hide it, it will redirect you to google.

THIS SITE IS SO RAD EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED SELF DEFENSE THINGS YOU CAN BUY A WATER BOTTLE SAFE

(Source: khione, via noottersontheflightdeck)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via kaleran)

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(Source: poyzn, via kaleran)

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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(Source: distancefromhappiness, via chromakite)

minecaxep:

no comments.

sorry^^

(via harry-saxon)

sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

(via lapislazuliblue)